1. I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.(LOVE STATUS )
2. I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
3. I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode… 😀
4. Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
5. Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
6. Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
7. 3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
8. I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
9. do not drink and park _accidents cause people. LOL
10. Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
11. Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
12. High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
13. If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..(BEST LOVE STATUS )
14. Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…
15. when nothing seems right then go left…
16. if I am wired with you then I like you.. 🙂
17. There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
18. AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.
19. DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?
20. WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.
21. I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.
22. HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??(NEW LOVE STATUS )
23. I STILL MISS MY EX – BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER ????
24. SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK. 😀
25. NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.
26. I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
27. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
28. Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
29. Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
30. A man is as young as the woman he feels. :p
31. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
32. I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..(LOVE STATUS )