1. God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me 😛
2. Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
3. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
4. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..(BEST LOVE STATUS )
5. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
6. You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..
7. Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
8. Always respects your self!
9. My heart is stolen..can I check your braa
10. Save Water, Drink Wine!!
11. Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!
12. I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot
13. Marriage is the cause of divorce.!(LOVE STATUS & FUNNY STATUS)
14. Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
15. I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
16. I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
17. I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
18. All the Rules are made.. to be break.
19. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
20. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
21. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …(BEST LOVE & LIFE STATUS )
22. Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
23. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
24. I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
25. Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.
26. When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ….
27. Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
28. Hmmm…….Don’t copy my status.
29. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
30. If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
31. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,(AWESOME LOVE STATUS )
32. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!,.
33. HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
34. My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
35. If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
36. I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
37. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
38. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
39. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
40. At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.(NEW LOVE STATUS )
41. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
42. My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…
43. I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
44. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
45. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
46. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
47. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
48. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
49. If you can’t convince her then confuse her
50. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.(SAD STATUS & LOVE STATUS )